Coochie Monster Tee

Marsoni

M251S

$25.00

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Coochie Monster TeeReady to shut down small talk and make a statement thats as savage as it is hilarious? The I Eat Coochie For Pleasure Tee is the ultimate icebreaker for guys who dont beat around the bush. Featuring a wild, graffiti style design with a mischievous blue monster and a cookie thats anything but innocent, this shirt puts your sense of humor front and center. Crafted from comfy 100% cotton, its perfect for nights out, bachelor parties, or any time youre

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Not great for a chewer. My 15 week puppy unzipped it and pulled all of the stuffing out. The stuffing is just loose once you unzip it, there isnt a cloth pocket for the battery pack. She also ate the rectangle hand hold part of the zipper. Really sad this didn't work out. I do feel like it helped her settle a little but just wasn't safe for her. Other than that, it appeared as pictured and worked properly. Also worth noting, the heart beat is LOUD when you put batteries in. I don't know if it calms over time but it was kind of intense.

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Reviewed in the United States on June 7, 2025

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CT9

Natrona Heights, US

★★★★★ 3

Zipper is a problem

The first set we received the zipper separated. They were quickly replaced. The zipper tab is very large and our puppy is able to pull it down and pull out all the stuffing. Otherwise it worked to help comfort her until she found the zipper.

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Reviewed in the United States on March 20, 2025

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DIANE B.

Bozeman, US

★★★★★ 5

Lifesaver

Perfect for neonatal puppies and kittens

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Reviewed in the United States on August 29, 2025

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Amazon Customer

Lake Worth, US

★★★★★ 4

Cute

Neonate puppies and kittens like them

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Reviewed in the United States on February 26, 2024

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Tawnee G.

Port Orchard, US

★★★★★ 1

Squeaky toy doesn’t squeak.

I have a Shih Tzu who loved to kill his stuffies. But they need squeakers. The elephant has a defective squeaky. But before I could put it away to return he jumped up and took off with it. Maybe it’ll last longer.

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Reviewed in the United States on May 23, 2026