Too Wiggly To Live, Too Squiggly To Die Risograph Poster by Arcane Bullshit

Too Wiggly To Live, Too Squiggly To Die Risograph Poster by Arcane Bullshit

Marsoni

M251S

$10.00

Get it in 3 business days with 1 day shipping. Friday, May 29

Too Wiggly To Live, Too Squiggly To Die Risograph Poster by Arcane BullshitCentipedes: you either love them or you hate them. But I say, why not both? They're patently disgusting and extremely un human like, but we have to share deserts and basements and moist crevasses with them, so why not learn to appreciate their alien and truly uncanny charms? Here is a cool 8" x 10" black and white risograph poster which reads "Too Wiggly to Live, Too Squiggly to Die" and has a whole bunch of upsetting little squigglers on it.

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Got this a couple days ago and so far very pleased. Would give it 5 stars, but only had it a couple days - we will see how it holds up o er time. All 4 of my dogs love it, so much so that I ordered more today. It's got an awesome squeaker, and is flexible without being flimsy. My guys haven't destroyed it yet, and that's always a good sign.

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Reviewed in the United States on February 1, 2026

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Cheyla

Fort Morgan, US

★★★★★ 5

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A mi perro le encantó y les digo que yo tengo un labrador que todo lo rompe y este le duró muchísimo y no se ha roto aún… este es el mejor juguete que yo he comprado en mi vida

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Reviewed in the United States on May 22, 2026

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Chrys Martin

Dallas, US

★★★★★ 1

Dogs LOVED it...and destroyed it within minutes

My dogs LOVE this...and it lasted 5 minutes. I know they are aggressive chewers....but didn't last after a couple of minutes with it. (Delivered 4/28-- destroyed 4/28)

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Reviewed in the United States on April 28, 2026

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Brennan White

Whiting, US

★★★★★ 5

Good quality, great for the beach

This is great for ocean and beach fetch! The spikes keep the sand and saltwater from getting in my pups mouth and upsetting her stomach. It also floats well and doesnt fill with water. I have had this for about a month now and in surprisingly good shape considering how obsessed with it my dog is. Not gonna lie, I avoid squeakers since my dog is an absolute menace with them but i assumed the squeaker would break almost immediately, however it is still going strong much to my annoyance🤣

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Reviewed in the United States on March 16, 2026

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Becky L

Birmingham, US

★★★★★ 5

Great Product!

Size: 5.75 inch (Pack of 1)

My dog is a chewer! She can chew through most chew toys in a day. This has been a lifesaver! She chews on it but has not been able to get any pieces off of it. It is Durable and she loves it! This is a great item. I intend to buy more like this. It is a great product!

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Reviewed in the United States on June 3, 2026