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Attempted Murder Sweatshirt

Marsoni M251S
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Attempted Murder SweatshirtTwo crows on a branch = cute. Two crows on a branch being legally classified as an attempted murder = even better. This subtle nod to corvid humour is perfect for bird lovers, pun lovers, and anyone who enjoys jokes that make people pause for half a second. The fabric is soft, sturdy, and perfect for layering warm enough for cool mornings, breathable enough for everything else. It holds up beautifully in the wash, just like a crows lifelong commitment
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anthony f. lopinto
Charlottesville, US
★★★★★ 5
Good product
Color: Cannoli, Size: Large
Great quality and awesome looking. Easy install.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 28, 2026
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Christine J
Whiting, US
★★★★★ 5
Love this for our dog
Color: 5 in 1, Size: Small
These are wonderful. They're made well and are the perfect size for small and medium dogs. My yorkie loves them and they're a fun toy to fetch. We love the cannoli and eclair the best since we make those desserts in real life. Packaged well and shipped fast.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 2, 2026
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Michele
Port Orchard, US
★★★★★ 4
Fun dog toy
Color: 5 in 1, Size: Small
Cute dog toys but don’t last long- my dogs are only 11 pounds
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Reviewed in the United States on January 22, 2026
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Nita
Cuba, US
★★★★★ 5
Great
Color: Cannoli, Size: Small
Very durable for my teething puppy. She loves the squeaker
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Reviewed in the United States on May 12, 2026
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Aunt Virginia
Lake Worth, US
★★★★★ 5
A Nice Treat for Doogies!
Color: Cannoli, Size: Large
This is a super adorable doggie toy. I bought the cannoli for my son's beagle. There are no "legs or arms or noses" to bite off and swallow - just a cute little cuddly roll with embroidered features.
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Reviewed in the United States on October 27, 2025

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