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Yard Dick (Display)

Marsoni M251S
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Yard Dick (Display)Yard Dick (Display)When in doubt, whip it out! 12 Inches of truth! It's the penis shaped ruler known as the Yard Dick. How will you measure up? Party pleasing sayings including: "Mr. Nub, Are You In yet?", all the way up to "Huge Cock" and "Mr. Gigantor"! Great to pull out at parties. Assorted colors. Includes 12 rulers.
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janet walsh
Belleville, US
★★★★★ 5
What?
The puppy loved it
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Reviewed in the United States on January 21, 2020
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J. W.
Omaha, US
★★★★★ 4
Pretty durable, ears not so much
Pretty good but chewed through the ears in just a few minutes. The body seems more durable. We have a goose/duck from this brand that has held up extremely well.
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Reviewed in the United States on January 7, 2026
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Dan Cordova
Cuba, US
★★★★★ 1
Another one bites the dust!!
Another one bites the dust. It looked like it was gonna be strong enough for our new puppy. We adopted a border collie who is about six months old. This was supposed to be durable. Lasted about a week. Might be good for older dogs. I wouldn’t recommend.
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Reviewed in the United States on October 14, 2025
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Virginia Duran
Belleville, US
★★★★★ 2
Not that sturdy
Fell apart immediately
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Reviewed in the United States on January 28, 2024
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William K. Nelson
Lake Worth, US
★★★★★ 2
Too expensive
This dog toy did not hold up due to poor manufacturing in my opinion.
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Reviewed in the United States on November 17, 2024

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