New New Me: A Novel

Marsoni

M251S

$29.00

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New New Me: A NovelEqual parts mischievous, moony, and tart Her prose offers, in a single page, poetic candor, sly wit, dad jokes, and contemporary therapyspeak. The New Yorker Her weirdest and funniest yet in the best way possible. Los Angeles Times Audacious, incisive and very funny. Daily Mail A masterful story that asks: What if the different sides of your personality had trust issues with each other? New Day, New You! Kinga is a woman who is just trying to make it

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This stuffy is HUGE! I was expecting it to be half this size. We're happy to have a stuffy that does *NOT* have a squeaker. We're finding it to be very sturdy. My 4 month old puppy is a terrier mix and she loves to attack and shake stuffies and you can't tell this thing has been abused at all. Looks the same a 2 weeks later as it did new. It's one of her favorites and we love it because its quiet. Should last a long time. This is an update 4 months after purchase. The red squirrel continues to be a favorite with my puppy. With other plush toys, she tears them apart in 10 minutes. This one, somehow, has lasted months. Over time, she has pulled off the tail, the ears, and two of the legs, but the body is still intact. Amazing!

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Reviewed in the United States on November 17, 2025

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Fizzgig

San Leandro, US

★★★★★ 5

My dog freakin’ LOVES this

Favorite toy of my dog. He’s a heavy chewer - and yes, he’s chewed the tail off and one of the ears - but he carries it around all the time - plays with it all the time - even sleeps with it. And it has held up for months. I’m getting another one just to have as a backup as I don’t think he can live without it. Also love that the eyes are embroidered and not plastic so he won’t accidentally swallow them. Best toy ever.

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Reviewed in the United States on February 8, 2026

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Billy the Kid

West Palm Beach, US

★★★★★ 5

Squirrel Dog Toy

Durable for my aggressive chewer Lab puppy and he loves it!!

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Reviewed in the United States on May 26, 2026

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Reid G

Carnegie, US

★★★★★ 5

Finally!

I search constantly for toys without a squeaker and never seem to find one. My curious pup loves ripping them out so I stay away from them. But finally one that he loves but has no interest in tearing apart because it has no squeaker!! Win!

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Reviewed in the United States on April 6, 2026

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BTigger

Port Orchard, US

★★★★★ 4

Squeakerless

It is very life like. Held up well but is starting to show some wear after 6 months. I attempting to repair a couple of holes that have shown up. The sqeakerless is nice but would love a noiseless squeaker. I would give 5 stars if I can patch the holes.

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Reviewed in the United States on June 10, 2025