Disappointing Affirmations: Unfollow your dreams!

Disappointing Affirmations: Unfollow your dreams!

Marsoni

M251S

$14.95

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Disappointing Affirmations: Unfollow your dreams!USA Today Bestseller Disappointing Affirmations hilariously counters the culture of relentless toxic positivity with a realistic take on a disappointing world where failure is always an option, but that's okay. From the creator of the wildly popular Instagram account @disappointingaffirmations. Pairing lovely vacation photos taken by the author himself with sayings that are amusingly self critical, encouraging, disillusioned, or all three at once,

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This product here is great. It's very thick. It has a nice like soft crumbly texture. It's very shiny. The bottle was OK for what you ordered, but the product itself works great my sister has alopecia and I've used it consistently and saw results so this product is definitely about consistency. The more you use it the more results you see it does smell like a strong coffee so I don't know if you wanna walk around with this without your day. It does smell like coffee, but it is great so I suggest personally use the product. Let it sit on your hair if you're not going anywhere for the day leave it but if you're going somewhere wash it out use it as a treatment.

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Reviewed in the United States on October 27, 2025

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Josephine

Lake Worth, US

★★★★★ 5

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Size: 4 Fl Oz (Pack of 1)

Hopefully I can upload the videos I took as I was unboxing, but I gave this product 5 stars because I indeed received real Batana oil. I also received the full jar’s worth of the oil. There were no air pockets at all. The color, consistency, and smell were accurate to the known characteristics of Batana. It is still cold where I am so it was in a solidified state when it arrived, however it was more pliable after some time in my home. It doesn’t take much heat to get it to melt either. I know many people who are looking to purchase on Amazon are trying to sift through the fakers, I want you to rest assured that this brand is legit. I can’t speak to the effectiveness on my hair ‘s condition as of yet but I did want to let it be known that this company is selling the real stuff.

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Reviewed in the United States on March 20, 2025

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Amazon Customer

Houston, US

★★★★★ 5

This Batana Oil is the real deal...

Size: 16 Fl Oz (Pack of 1)

I've been using Batana Oil for years. Lately, it is incredibly difficult to find quality oil. THIS Batana Oil is the real deal. The smoky scent and viscosity are exactly as I would expect from pure Batana Oil. My hair is smooth and shiny after each use. I suggest allowing the product time to sit on the counter(without it's lid), before using. This helps the smoky odor dissipate, as it can be overwhelming if you are not used to it. The size of this Batana Oil is generous and well worth the price. Give it approximately 12 hours to "air out" and apply as directed. I will definitely be sticking to this brand from now on.

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Reviewed in the United States on March 5, 2025