Unisex Reality is in Retrograde Tank Top

Unisex Reality is in Retrograde Tank Top

Marsoni

M251S

$30.00

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Unisex Reality is in Retrograde Tank TopAstrology might blame the state of things on Mercury being in retrograde, but in our modern dystopia reality itself seems to be going backwards. We adorned this retro aesthetic shirt with stars, moth, moon, and psychedelic imagery, giving it a timeless look that's perfect for expressing how you feel about the hellscape. Shirt Info: pre shrunk, baby soft, light weight, ringspun cotton hand printed in the USA with eco friendly water based inks relaxed

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My dog gives this 5 stars because she loves to destroy stuffies and this was no exception. She immediately removed the ears and tail, along with the little nubs that were supposed to be nostrils. I give is a few points because she still hasn't removed any legs. I thought it was so cute, and it is far less cute since my dog has had her way with it. She still loves it however…so it is a winner in our book. The photo is after only a couple hours of play

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Reviewed in the United States on November 9, 2025

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Rachel

Carnegie, US

★★★★★ 4

Not for big dogs

Color: gray & pink

This toy is holding up well most of the dog I have are in pieces all over the house

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Reviewed in the United States on June 6, 2026

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Kindle Customer

Grantham, US

★★★★★ 5

Toughs toys

Color: gray & pink

These toys are tough. We have a Great Dane and Sheppard that play tug of war with it no tears or rips. What’s great also the squeak is not loud and obnoxious like othe squeaky toys!

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Reviewed in the United States on May 31, 2026